- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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