- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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That's not what she said.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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