- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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