- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Why does life suck? Because it does

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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