This one time at band camp....

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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ecks! why zee?

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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pickle sniffer

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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