- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Why did I get raped

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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