why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Like this joke, bitch.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

knock, knock come in

this is not a joke

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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