Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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my whole life!

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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