how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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