- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Chinese drivers.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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