Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

how now brown cow. WTF.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

im black

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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