Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

wood cant chuck wood

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's an Anti Joke?

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

WNBA

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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