A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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An asian without a future.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Where's my tractor?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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