What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Type 2 diabetics

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

I am a n1gger.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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