whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Ms. Smoot's class

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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