Life is an elephant, get married.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Women Sports.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Dogs in my home.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

How did th-A fridge.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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