- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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