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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Woman's rights

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Women's rights.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What do you call an amazing person Good

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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