what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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GONNA

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Nippies

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What's the deal with airline food?

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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