- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

fack me in the ace! CC

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Penal Dysfunction

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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