Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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