- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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