Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Anti Joke

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