- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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