- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What time is it? Refrigerator

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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