Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Pain Olympics.

Error 37.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

for keeps?

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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