- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A: B: No pun intended.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Woman.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What's cold and icy? Ice

Stop being a centipede

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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