Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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