- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Women's rights.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Knock knock. Come in.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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