Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What's 4+7 47

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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