How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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penis

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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your mom

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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