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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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