- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

The Pope

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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