If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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