If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Penis.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Anti Joke

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