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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

God bless America, and no where else.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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