- Anti Joke

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.