what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Leave her alone...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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