- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Yes.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Jacob Edwards has friends.

I never asked for this.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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