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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

How old are you? 20

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

dead battery come on down

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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