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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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