Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Women have the right to vote.

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