- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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