Why did he die? He was sick.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Cancer.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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raping black women

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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