why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Samantha

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Joay impistato is a fig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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