Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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sarah taylor

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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I lost my tractor.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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Anti Joke

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