- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Okay, one second.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Once upon a cross

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

I can't see my forehead

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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