Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Wade

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Girls

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