- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Colby is gay.... thats it

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

9/11

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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