Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Ken wins!

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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1 Jew XD

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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all these jokes suck ass

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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