- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Society.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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