knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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women's rights

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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