You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What's wrong with woman Everything

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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